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Jest the Facts. Really.

Decent Plonk, what?     
An appalled British couple dining in Prague realize they’re drinking an $1800 Margaux instead of the $20 wine they thought they’d ordered.  They become worried when a decanter appears and the standard of service improves dramatically.

I Dream of Grandpa
An e-bay seller offers a wine bottle containing the ghost of his great grandfather.  He swears he just wants the damn thing out of his house and doesn’t want a penny.  Well, OK, $25, but just for pain and suffering.

Real Headline:     
“French Chefs Ask Pope to Remove Gluttony from List of Seven Deadly Sins.” Can lust be far behind?

The Elusive Obvious
Wining and dining has always been an indispensable step in courtship. Now a group of London mathematicians has built a formula to prove it works. The study deems dinner with wine the most effective mating strategy. It’s also superior to, say, jewelry, since if the girl turns down dinner, the guy’s not out any money. Without studies like these we might not have new baby mathematicians.

Buckle Down Papsakke
Trying to curb alcohol abuse, South Africa outlaws Papsakke, low-grade wine in foil bags. Some 48 million litres of wine is sold in 'papsakke' locally, some 17% of the domestic market. Seems the country has long equated packaging with social breakdown. The Trade Metrology Act of 1973 already prohibits the use of containers that do not retain their shape when empty.

 

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Photo of Jennifer:
Ford Stockton McClave
Denver, CO USA 303-394-3673

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Tree Fired for PUI: Photosynthesis Under the Influence

Erin Lashnits, the girl inside UC Berkley’s Tree Mascot, was fired for drunken behavior at a recent basketball game. The senior was stripped of her bark when her blood-alcohol level was measured at 0.157.

 

"She was taking drinks inside the tree,'' said Kevin Klintworth, assistant athletic director at Cal. "The officers could see the flask through the costume.''

 

It was OK with Lashnits who was planning to branch out anyway. She plans to be an astronaut and walk on the moon.



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